Hello Goodmorning: To be 17 again and know this trick would be nice. I’m 33 now so if I drink beer from a straw, the man police should call in the man swat team and shoot me on sight.
HOLY SHeeeet … its true. Slappin da bass.
If I’m going to move forward with Facebook, I’m going to need this button.
In today’s episode of responsible parenting choices: We have Randal showing lil’ Randal Jr. the open road. Nice flames bro. I’m sure Randal would jump at a chance give lil’ Randal Jr. a motorcycle helmet but unfortunately they don’t make them … mostly because no one is so god damn stupid to put their child on a motorcycle.
She looking at webcams? Oh God. (Gets on Wal-Mart security phone) Whatever you do, don’t let her walk out of here with a webcam. We’re counting on you.